![]() Gyn: what are you using for birth control? Nathan fielder: (explains his 3 month long sociopathic plan to the guest) I see the future here and it's not digital. The cashier when I press "no tip" after all they did was spin the iPad around /eho23XO1Xb My mum busted a cyber crimer /NbQdslPYvoĪir fryers are so funny cause it's like. "His whole educational status has been a scam." /Zgse9B8jCg You ever have a friend become a doctor and are like "oh no.are doctors dumb" I don't like having 2 plagues and no healthcare. Hi, Indian here! I've grown up with a lot of hot summers so here's my top tips for surviving the hot weather (□) Imma be on my best behaviour from tomorrow This heat made me realise hell ain't for me. now the worms have van technology Īs London hits 40C and wildfires burn in Spain / Portugal, I'm thinking about how celebrities take 15 minute flights in their private jets. My tiny son and me vibing over a cig /x1qNOiSyrDįatalities from texting and driving in 1960 /2vtjNTaQvuįantastic. Okay fuck marry kill: diversity, equity, inclusion What If The Big Bang Was God's Gun Going Of In His Mouth Axel Folio, PhD, "woke viper in the academy" July 17, 2022 įor all the 'when Boomers die out racism will not exist & things will be better" crowd. The only thing this proves is that women are harassed on a daily basis and don't trust a male stranger approaching them out of nowhere. This is an actual video of Ben Shapiro in his first year of law school /wps3Y2TNEr This will always crack me tf up /keO2A0nUjy Just one more bro I swear it'll all be good just one more bro I swear just one more reinfection bro īro got hit with the counter attack /OgdJQFBTxr It'll be mild and then we'll all be immune bro I swear just one more reinfection bro. We'll have herd immunity soon just please one more reinfection. Someday, God willing, I will attend my children's weddings, refuse to eat what they serve and demand butter noodles and nuggets. Like you're really just sitting there enjoying flavored HDMI cords? ![]() Washington Post TikTok Guy □□ July 18, 2022 She must not have been from too small a town if they had a midnight train going anywhereįound a subreddit where they just post photos of TVs that are too high on the wall /enSamf8win This is an excellent feature of English that we should continue building upon. Pissing in a bag, freezing the bag and having frozen piss bag fights. The January 6 trials are dark but subtly hilarious /kP2DY94PMp Oh but I must cycle to work, use paper straws, limit beef consumption in order to reduce my carbon footprint? This is NOT the same heat Mozart was wearing them wigs in OLD PEOPLE: we are going to burn the entire earth to the ground YOUNG PEOPLE: heres some slightly different language you can use to be more inclusive It took three weeks from overturning roe to arguing that actually it's okay for a 5th grader to be pregnantĪ friend who used to work at medieval times has confirmed to me what we've all always hoped and known deep in our hearts to be true: absolutely everyone working there is constantly fuckin and suckin each other And will this taste fucking weird and insane? Let's see if the bright light of my phone containing all the information in the entire world held inches away from my face for the next 15 minutes manages to lull me into a peaceful slumber. Nathan Fielder is a great example of why we need to give weird people multimillion dollar budgets for their bizarre creative projectsĬant seem to sleep. I can practically see the institute where I studied how to be stupider Audrey □KS vote NO August 2nd□ July 16, 2022 My dad bought an old tv and gutted it to turn it into a cat bed □□ /riGjC75jss I will breathe life into the dancing lights on your screenĬelebrity Voice actor: hey it's me wassup I am twisting and bending my diaphragm, lungs, and mouth until I become someone of a completely different creature. Voice actor: I am transforming into another person. What the fuck.Įvery book is called 'the tiny things we know to be small' or 'the darkest wife' Me moving books: Well this fucking sucks. My favorite art style is Vasectomy Brochure. Hey if tacos can totally fall apart and still be amazing so can you Just a little something to take the edge off /BvM1Sc0lzZĮvery time I'm really drunk in Canada I think "what would Our Lady Peace do?" or "what would I Mother Earth do?" It's me Margaret, Emmanuel don't do it, butter noodles and nuggets, TVs too high subreddit, and much more from this week in funny tweets.
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